Sunday, January 5, 2014

Conversations with Charlotte: pre-Christmas edition


Background

 

We are at a Christmas party, which is wrapping up.  Santa had been at the party but is gone now.  Apparently, he needed a burrito.

Conversation


Mama: Char, what do you want for Christmas?

Char: Want a beard.

Mama: A bear?

Char: No, mama, a beard.  Like Santa.

Mama: Oh, a beard?  (Thinking, this could be hard to deliver against...)

Char: A beard like Santa.  Want to go back to party. Want to sit with Santa! Where he go?

Mama:  Well, the party is over and I think Santa went home.

Char: To North Pole! To eat dinner!

Mama: Yes, he went to the North Pole.  I guess he is going to eat dinner.

Char: He eat bean burrito and milk and beer.

Mama: Maybe... I don't know what he likes to eat.

Char: I want to see friends!  See Santa!  See reindeer!  Go to party!

Mama: Char, we are still at the party.

Char: I sleeping.  (She grabs her cup and pretends to go to sleep).

End Scene.

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