Two Days of Communication

Things that have been yelled at me in the last two days

When I tried to open the shades in the morning
- "Sun still sleeping!  Sun still sleeping! No open it NOOOOW!!!!" 

When I tried to take her out of the crib after she asked to be taken out of the crib.
- "No mama, NO TOUCH!  Charshy sleeping.  Babies sleeping. Hippo sleeping.  Penguin SLLLEEEPING!" 

When I encouraged her to sit in the tub or risk falling like she did the day before.
 - "OOOOH.  AHHHH. No put Emmy butt in the water. Butt no like water!!!!" 

When I opted to make fluffy (scrambled) eggs over dipping (fried) eggs.
- "No EAT mama's egggs.  ONLY EAT FRUIT."  But, let's be real, no egg can compete with fruit with these jokers.

When I put on my coat for work.  This one broke my heart a little.
 - "Mama, no go to work!  No go to office!  Stay with Charshe-Emmy.  GO PLAYGROUND NOW." 


Ridiculous things that have come out of my face in the last two days

On eating
- "Eat one pea and you can have some fruit."
- "So you want the granola in the tiny bowl, the yogurt in another tiny bowl with blueberries on top? Ok, but the blueberries should be frozen? And not mixed in?"

On bathroom time
- "Mama is very proud of you, Emmy, but you are inside the toilet.  Please let mama put the top (baby toilet seat) on."
- "I don't know where bath frog is.  I think he is on a trip.  We can ask mommy!" In truth, the trashman took bath frog away weeks ago when we squeezed him and he ejected mold.  Whoever thought you should make toys that you cannot actually get the water out of was dumb. Because explaining to a toddler that you don't want them playing with mold works well right before bed.